the father, the son, and the (unreal tournament voice) holy shit

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16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

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how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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