lameborghini:

girls that make hot chocolate with water instead of milk

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(via meghamaniac)

*fills mason jar with vodka* i’m doing a cleanse

(Source: zodiacbaby, via meghamaniac)

lalna:

i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect

(via ali-jw)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via trust)

baby starting to say its first words

  • baby: m-m-m
  • me: mama ? :-)
  • baby: meet me in the fucking pit