skuboglesby:

the father, the son, and the (unreal tournament voice) holy shit

(via ballpit420)

andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

(via ryanvallejo)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via meghamaniac)